He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her ex...ression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are compliments of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't. ‘Well you see, all of your ancestors talk to you in one way. If you want to get scientific about it, we talk to your through your DNA and genes. All of the skills I learned, I have passed down to your father, and him to you. You will do this for your children (she wrinkled her nose at the prospect of having children). Everything from stalking a wooly mammoth to getting out of this hell pit alive, we have passed on.’ ‘So why are you here now? This is supposed to be a Fight Club arena, not some. She in turn slips her hand down the front of the man’s swim suit and plays with his hardened manhood. They quickly work each other into quite a state before they take it to the house.As soon as they enter his house, Lars takes Piper in his arms and they kiss passionately. The teen pulls her bottoms to one side, baring her sweet little pussy and Lars pulls his stiff organ out of his trunks. The girl wraps her arms around the man’s neck and hoists her legs up to his waist. Lars cups her ass in. Salome whispered encouragement to me, urging me on. I felt Serena relax suddenly and instinctively I knew that I should think about stopping. I promised myself that I would make the last ten smacks the most memorable.Salome murmured her congratulations, "Well done, it won't be so hard the next time. The final ten were a good idea, but next time make her count them out loud."I stroked Serena's bottom, feeling the heat and trying to stroke some of the sting away. My fingers slipped between her.
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